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A Spawn of an Alcoholic Winter

from The Goatical Jester Rehearsals by Speedhammer

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Chapter 3

In the next night the GOATICAL JESTER told us that the 4 bandits, whose lives were ruled by beer and rock 'n' roll. Their desire to seal an eternal pact led these bold individuals to share a glass of whiskey with the Devil himself. Drinking with the Devil gave the alcohol an unparalleled flavor.

In their intrepid nocturnal adventures, they encountered the demon of the Peruvian hells while exploring the dungeons of Fledermaus. The hunger and lust of the demon were such that he did not rest until he demonstrated their immorality in the temple of a virgin, or even on the threshold of some grannies. Their actions did not discriminate age, race or any other characteristic.

Cursed by the diabolical libations, the bandits set out for Linz. However, the fragility of life unexpectedly stopped them. Not letting adversity discourage them, the bandits set out on a new journey to Prague, where they witnessed the Czechs' devotion to metal. But first, they feasted on a magic cookie that plunged the disrespectful and the body into a state of plenitude for eight hours. Then, Zmyrna and Necromanth welcomed these bandidos to the ritual, where they drank again with the Devil.

Triumphant, they returned to Hellzendorf Castle to prepare for their last adventure in Linz. There, true metal reigned supreme on this unique evening. The Mechanic Tyrants demonstrated the Teutonic speed and power, while the Linz maniacs danced to the rhythm of Speedhammer's bloody riffs. Impregnated with speed metal fury, they contorted like electric monkeys in indescribable ecstasy. This concert at KAPU Linz proclaimed the final triumph of their great adventure.

But the thirst for adventure would not be quenched easily. Metal is eternal and the Devil always keeps ice-cold beers in his fridge. The bandits, imbued with their indomitable spirit, will continue to explore the confines of the underworld and revel in the evil speed metal.

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from The Goatical Jester Rehearsals, released December 23, 2023

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